Fresh. Sharp. And ready to fight a tree on your behalf. This pine–fir blast doesn’t politely suggest the forest — it yeets it straight into your space with the enthusiasm of a woodland cryptid on espresso. It’s crisp, loud, and aggressively fresh, like nature kicking down your door and shouting, “GO OUTSIDE, YOU COWARD.” Perfect for pretending you hike, even though you absolutely do not.
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Hand-poured with a premium soy-coconut wax blend for a smooth, clean burn. All candles have a strong scent throw (10% fragrance load), because we believe if you can't smell it from the hallway, what's the point? ✨ Sensitive to scent? No worries — customisation is available for those of you who get headaches or prefer a gentler vibe. Just pop a note in at checkout or send us a message before ordering..
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Fresh. Sharp. And ready to fight a tree on your behalf. This pine–fir blast doesn’t politely suggest the forest — it yeets it straight into your space with the enthusiasm of a woodland cryptid on espresso. It’s crisp, loud, and aggressively fresh, like nature kicking down your door and shouting, “GO OUTSIDE, YOU COWARD.” Perfect for pretending you hike, even though you absolutely do not.
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Hand-poured with a premium soy-coconut wax blend for a smooth, clean burn. All candles have a strong scent throw (10% fragrance load), because we believe if you can't smell it from the hallway, what's the point? ✨ Sensitive to scent? No worries — customisation is available for those of you who get headaches or prefer a gentler vibe. Just pop a note in at checkout or send us a message before ordering..
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