Wise? Maybe. Judgy? Definitely. Beak Performance is your candle-shaped motivator, mentor, and mild heckler — here to perch politely on your shelf and silently critique your life choices.
Sculpted in glorious feathery detail and surrounded by vibes (some good, some cursed), this waxy bird is hand-poured from soy and beeswax, and fully customisable in colour and scent.
Perfect for:
🦉 Bookshelves, or owl-themed spite shrines
📚 Night owls, study gremlins, and chaos scholars
🎯 Those who thrive under the threat of being watched
Light when you need clarity, accountability, or just a candle that’s silently thinking “interesting strategy…”
⚠️ Warning: May cause bursts of productivity, an obsession with moon cycles, or the sensation of being silently judged by glowing eyes in the dark.
Wise? Maybe. Judgy? Definitely. Beak Performance is your candle-shaped motivator, mentor, and mild heckler — here to perch politely on your shelf and silently critique your life choices.
Sculpted in glorious feathery detail and surrounded by vibes (some good, some cursed), this waxy bird is hand-poured from soy and beeswax, and fully customisable in colour and scent.
Perfect for:
🦉 Bookshelves, or owl-themed spite shrines
📚 Night owls, study gremlins, and chaos scholars
🎯 Those who thrive under the threat of being watched
Light when you need clarity, accountability, or just a candle that’s silently thinking “interesting strategy…”
⚠️ Warning: May cause bursts of productivity, an obsession with moon cycles, or the sensation of being silently judged by glowing eyes in the dark.
