Behold the divine squash pile. Chaotic. Chunky. Slightly smug.
Gourd Almighty is here to bless your home with harvest vibes, Halloween drama, and the overwhelming scent of “I own at least one velvet cloak.” Piled high with pumpkins and attitude, this candle is hand-poured in a soy and beeswax blend and fully customisable in scent and colour.
Perfect for:
🎃 Autumn witches, pumpkin hoarders, and PSL supremacists
🕯️ Altar decor that screams “Yes, I celebrate Mabon and I will hex you with cinnamon”
🧡 People who have fully committed to being That Fall Bitch™
Light when you’re:
Hosting spooky dinners, carving curses, or warding off weird vibes
Creating cozy chaos
Just vibing with your squash out
⚠️ Warning: May cause excessive nesting, impulsive leaf-collecting, or the sudden urge to redecorate your whole life in burnt orange and vibes.
Behold the divine squash pile. Chaotic. Chunky. Slightly smug.
Gourd Almighty is here to bless your home with harvest vibes, Halloween drama, and the overwhelming scent of “I own at least one velvet cloak.” Piled high with pumpkins and attitude, this candle is hand-poured in a soy and beeswax blend and fully customisable in scent and colour.
Perfect for:
🎃 Autumn witches, pumpkin hoarders, and PSL supremacists
🕯️ Altar decor that screams “Yes, I celebrate Mabon and I will hex you with cinnamon”
🧡 People who have fully committed to being That Fall Bitch™
Light when you’re:
Hosting spooky dinners, carving curses, or warding off weird vibes
Creating cozy chaos
Just vibing with your squash out
⚠️ Warning: May cause excessive nesting, impulsive leaf-collecting, or the sudden urge to redecorate your whole life in burnt orange and vibes.
