I'm a Snaaake (customisable snake pile candle)

from $10.00

Not every serpent slithers in silence. Some wiggle onto your shelf, coil up smugly, and hiss, “I’m a sneaky lil’ snaaake.”

I’m a Snaaake is waxy, scaley, and way too pleased with itself — a candle that coils, stares, and silently judges every life decision you’ve ever made. Tongue out. Vibes strong.

It’s for:
🐍 Gremlins who appreciate cursed décor
🕯️ Chaos-goblin homes that need more hissing energy
🔥 Anyone who ever laughed way too hard at that ancient YouTube video

Each one is hand-poured in a soy & beeswax blend, customisable in scent and colour, and guaranteed to ssslither into your heart (and possibly your nightmares).

⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable “snaaake” impressions and side-eye from your cat.

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Not every serpent slithers in silence. Some wiggle onto your shelf, coil up smugly, and hiss, “I’m a sneaky lil’ snaaake.”

I’m a Snaaake is waxy, scaley, and way too pleased with itself — a candle that coils, stares, and silently judges every life decision you’ve ever made. Tongue out. Vibes strong.

It’s for:
🐍 Gremlins who appreciate cursed décor
🕯️ Chaos-goblin homes that need more hissing energy
🔥 Anyone who ever laughed way too hard at that ancient YouTube video

Each one is hand-poured in a soy & beeswax blend, customisable in scent and colour, and guaranteed to ssslither into your heart (and possibly your nightmares).

⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable “snaaake” impressions and side-eye from your cat.