Not every serpent slithers in silence. Some wiggle onto your shelf, coil up smugly, and hiss, “I’m a sneaky lil’ snaaake.”
I’m a Snaaake is waxy, scaley, and way too pleased with itself — a candle that coils, stares, and silently judges every life decision you’ve ever made. Tongue out. Vibes strong.
It’s for:
🐍 Gremlins who appreciate cursed décor
🕯️ Chaos-goblin homes that need more hissing energy
🔥 Anyone who ever laughed way too hard at that ancient YouTube video
Each one is hand-poured in a soy & beeswax blend, customisable in scent and colour, and guaranteed to ssslither into your heart (and possibly your nightmares).
⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable “snaaake” impressions and side-eye from your cat.
Not every serpent slithers in silence. Some wiggle onto your shelf, coil up smugly, and hiss, “I’m a sneaky lil’ snaaake.”
I’m a Snaaake is waxy, scaley, and way too pleased with itself — a candle that coils, stares, and silently judges every life decision you’ve ever made. Tongue out. Vibes strong.
It’s for:
🐍 Gremlins who appreciate cursed décor
🕯️ Chaos-goblin homes that need more hissing energy
🔥 Anyone who ever laughed way too hard at that ancient YouTube video
Each one is hand-poured in a soy & beeswax blend, customisable in scent and colour, and guaranteed to ssslither into your heart (and possibly your nightmares).
⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable “snaaake” impressions and side-eye from your cat.