Loot First, Ask Questions Later (customisable dragon eye candle)
from $10.00
Not every gaze is benevolent. Some smoulder gold, are heavy with judgment and the promise of crispy adventurers who fail their saving throws.
Loot First, Ask Questions Later is a dragon eye trapped in wax — a relic pried from a hoard (probably cursed, definitely watching). Gleaming, unblinking, and way too interested in your alignment chart.
It’s for: 🐉 Dice goblins and treasure hoarders 🎲 Chaotic parties who can’t resist a shiny thing 🔥 Anyone who wants their décor to feel like it might breathe fire
Each one is hand-poured in a soy & beeswax blend, customisable in scent and colour, and best kept away from your rogue (they will try to pocket it).
⚠️ Warning: May cause paranoia, sudden alignment shifts, and unsolicited bard songs.
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Not every gaze is benevolent. Some smoulder gold, are heavy with judgment and the promise of crispy adventurers who fail their saving throws.
Loot First, Ask Questions Later is a dragon eye trapped in wax — a relic pried from a hoard (probably cursed, definitely watching). Gleaming, unblinking, and way too interested in your alignment chart.
It’s for: 🐉 Dice goblins and treasure hoarders 🎲 Chaotic parties who can’t resist a shiny thing 🔥 Anyone who wants their décor to feel like it might breathe fire
Each one is hand-poured in a soy & beeswax blend, customisable in scent and colour, and best kept away from your rogue (they will try to pocket it).
⚠️ Warning: May cause paranoia, sudden alignment shifts, and unsolicited bard songs.
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