Plot Twist Provider (customisable fortune teller candle)

$30.00

Think you know how your day’s going? Light this and think again.
Plot Twist Provider serves chaotic energy, suspiciously good vibes, and the faint scent of "you should’ve seen that coming."

Whether you're manifesting a midlife villain arc, accidentally starting a cult (it happens), or just craving a little unpredictability, this candle’s got you. Hand-poured soy and bees wax.
Customise your scent and colour- because destiny should smell as good as it’s about to get messy.

🕯️ Perfect for:
– Witchy decor
– Gifting to your favourite agents of chaos
– Bragging rights when things go horribly right

⚠️ Warning: May cause spontaneous life choices, excessive plotting, and unexpected compliments.

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✨ Customise your prophecy:
Choose your scent + colour at checkout- we’ll handle the foreshadowing.

Colour:

Think you know how your day’s going? Light this and think again.
Plot Twist Provider serves chaotic energy, suspiciously good vibes, and the faint scent of "you should’ve seen that coming."

Whether you're manifesting a midlife villain arc, accidentally starting a cult (it happens), or just craving a little unpredictability, this candle’s got you. Hand-poured soy and bees wax.
Customise your scent and colour- because destiny should smell as good as it’s about to get messy.

🕯️ Perfect for:
– Witchy decor
– Gifting to your favourite agents of chaos
– Bragging rights when things go horribly right

⚠️ Warning: May cause spontaneous life choices, excessive plotting, and unexpected compliments.

———

✨ Customise your prophecy:
Choose your scent + colour at checkout- we’ll handle the foreshadowing.