She’s curvy. She’s thorny. She’s been through some things and came out smelling like vengeance and roses.
Roses Are Red, I’m Unhinged is the soft-meets-savage body-positive babe of your candle dreams. Draped in petal and leaf, this rose goddess isn’t here to be delicate — she’s here to bloom wildly, rage beautifully, and maybe hex your ex while she’s at it.
Hand-poured in your custom scent+ colour combo when you add to cart, using soy and beeswax, she’s perfect for:
🌹 Romantic goths
🌪️ Tender-hearted chaos gremlins
🖤 Anyone whose coping mechanism is “light a candle and spiral (sexily)”
Light her when you need to feel powerful, petalled, and slightly unhinged in a hot way.
🍷 Add your colour + scent preferences at checkout
🌹 Or let her choose — she’s dramatic and doesn’t take notes well
⚠️ Warning: May cause emotional breakthroughs, surprise tears, and strong urges to text your therapist.
She’s curvy. She’s thorny. She’s been through some things and came out smelling like vengeance and roses.
Roses Are Red, I’m Unhinged is the soft-meets-savage body-positive babe of your candle dreams. Draped in petal and leaf, this rose goddess isn’t here to be delicate — she’s here to bloom wildly, rage beautifully, and maybe hex your ex while she’s at it.
Hand-poured in your custom scent+ colour combo when you add to cart, using soy and beeswax, she’s perfect for:
🌹 Romantic goths
🌪️ Tender-hearted chaos gremlins
🖤 Anyone whose coping mechanism is “light a candle and spiral (sexily)”
Light her when you need to feel powerful, petalled, and slightly unhinged in a hot way.
🍷 Add your colour + scent preferences at checkout
🌹 Or let her choose — she’s dramatic and doesn’t take notes well
⚠️ Warning: May cause emotional breakthroughs, surprise tears, and strong urges to text your therapist.
