It’s death with a real estate hobby. Featuring a skull clutching a tiny village, this candle is proof that HOA fees don’t end when you die. Hand-poured soy and beeswax for all your undead homeowner needs.
Customise your colour and scent when you add to cart, because property is theft, even in hell.
🖤 Perfect for:
– Housewarming gifts (for people you hate)
– Altars to late capitalism
– Lighting during awkward neighbourhood BBQs
Warning: May summon a Karen from beyond the grave.
It’s death with a real estate hobby. Featuring a skull clutching a tiny village, this candle is proof that HOA fees don’t end when you die. Hand-poured soy and beeswax for all your undead homeowner needs.
Customise your colour and scent when you add to cart, because property is theft, even in hell.
🖤 Perfect for:
– Housewarming gifts (for people you hate)
– Altars to late capitalism
– Lighting during awkward neighbourhood BBQs
Warning: May summon a Karen from beyond the grave.
