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The Wood, the Bad, and the Ugly (Vanilla, Patchouli & Sandalwood candle)
Warm, woody chaos with a lawless streak.
This scent rides into your space like a gritty outlaw smelling suspiciously good — vanilla smoothing the edges, patchouli bringing feral forest energy, and sandalwood adding that “I definitely know how to start a campfire without matches” vibe.
It’s earthy, it’s bold, it’s a little bit unhinged… and it absolutely will win the final showdown.
Light it if you want your room to smell like a Western druid just sauntered in with a moral alignment chart that reads “don’t ask.”
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Hand-poured with a premium soy-coconut wax blend for a smooth, clean burn. All candles have a strong scent throw (10% fragrance load), because if it isn’t detectable from the next saloon over, what’s the point? Sensitive to scent? Customisation available — just leave a note at checkout or message before ordering.
Warm, woody chaos with a lawless streak.
This scent rides into your space like a gritty outlaw smelling suspiciously good — vanilla smoothing the edges, patchouli bringing feral forest energy, and sandalwood adding that “I definitely know how to start a campfire without matches” vibe.
It’s earthy, it’s bold, it’s a little bit unhinged… and it absolutely will win the final showdown.
Light it if you want your room to smell like a Western druid just sauntered in with a moral alignment chart that reads “don’t ask.”
———
Hand-poured with a premium soy-coconut wax blend for a smooth, clean burn. All candles have a strong scent throw (10% fragrance load), because if it isn’t detectable from the next saloon over, what’s the point? Sensitive to scent? Customisation available — just leave a note at checkout or message before ordering.

