One giant beholder monster with teeth that say “dentist’s nightmare” and an eye that never blinks. Hand-poured soy and beeswax to ensure you’re always being watched.
Customise your colour and scent because paranoia smells better when scented with vanilla.
🖤 Perfect for:
– Creeping out houseguests
– D&D boss fights
– Making sure you’re never alone (ever again)
Warning: May induce nightmares and/or a case of “stone” cold stature.
One giant beholder monster with teeth that say “dentist’s nightmare” and an eye that never blinks. Hand-poured soy and beeswax to ensure you’re always being watched.
Customise your colour and scent because paranoia smells better when scented with vanilla.
🖤 Perfect for:
– Creeping out houseguests
– D&D boss fights
– Making sure you’re never alone (ever again)
Warning: May induce nightmares and/or a case of “stone” cold stature.